top of page
Search
  • Writer's pictureWilliam Tyler

Pass the Port!

Most of us picked up the correct etiquette for eating from our parents (don't put your elbows on the table, William) or from our contemporaries (which way to pass the port). I guess very few learnt from Books of Etiquette.


Yet, the first book on Etiquette in England, although written in verse and in Latin, dates back to the early 13th century, possibly to the reign of King John. It was written by a Daniel of Beccles of whom we know virtually nothing. He was possibly a courtier in the court of King Henry II. He was possibly also, but no evidence other than his name, a Jew. After all there were many Jewish communities in East Anglia living and working in Norwich, Bury St Edmunds, and Colchester. Moreover Daniel wasn't a common Christian name in England until the Puritans adopted names from the Christian Old Testament in the late 16th century. Finally it is easier to imagine a cultured Jew writing such a work than an English layman of the period!


Some of his advice is startlingly modern, and other certainly not:-

Say thank you to your host

In front of important people, do not openly excavate your nostril (in the 1950s my Prep School in Bristol had a master who wrote on punishment cards the crime of 'excavation of his nose').

Don't put your elbows on the table

While food is hidden in your mouth, let not your tongue not minister to words (Don't speak with your mouth full, William)

If you wish to belch, remember to look up to the ceiling

Guests and servants should not urinate in the dining hall, but the host may!


Daniel's advice goes beyond table manners;-

Do not attack your enemy while he is squatting to defecate

If there is something you do not want people to know, do not tell it to your wife (very non 2020)

If the wife of one's lord makes a sexual proposition, feign illness!!



48 views0 comments

Recent Posts

See All

THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE: The First Part

Lockdown Lecture Mon 29 April Hollywood Blockbuster Opening! Who were the Ottomans? Gradual creation of an Euro-Asian Empire The great Prize of Constantinople is seized in 1453 Mehmet II: A Renaissanc

Synopsis for Lockdown Wed 24 April

The Rise and Fall of The Byzantine Empire Founding of Constantinople on site of older Byzantium Fall of Western Roman Empire, Survival of Eastern Empire (Byzantine) Christianity later divides between

Synopsis for Lockdown Lecture. 15 April

From the The Rise of Islam to the Crusading Centuries The Pre Islamic Arabs Origins-Language-Tribal Societies- Attitude of Byzantines and Persians- Jewish contact in Book of Nehemiah Mohammed Early L

bottom of page